my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
and you wonder why they murdered him. he could have profoundly changed this country for the better.
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”